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I am a squirrel that lives in an oak tree. In a park. By the big roller coaster. The one that goes up and over and around...
10 things you need to know about squirrels
1. We can fall from a height of 30 feet without hurting themselves. We use our tail for balance and as a parachute!
2. We plant thousands of new trees each year because we forget where we buried our acorns.
3. We can run up to 20 miles per hour when we're in a hurry.
4. Our teeth never stop growing. We keep them worn down by gnawing on nuts and tree bark.
5. We can find food buried beneath a foot of snow.
6. In the winter, we may spend a week at a time sleeping.
7. We often pretend to bury nuts to trick potential thieves, like other squirrels or birds.
8. Some squirrels organize their nuts by type, size, and taste.
9. We will adopt other squirrel's babies if they are abandoned.
10. A squirrel can jump a distance of up to 20 feet.
About Me
I am definitely not a human impersonating a squirrel...
I speak (?) American Sign Language, and am learning Ukrainian and Welsh.
If you put pineapple on pizza, I will find you and all my squirrel friends will destroy your house... just kidding (maybe).
I find it ridiculous when people hate on family roller coasters because they're so mild. That is literally the entire purpose of them, and you don't need to ride it if you don't want to.
And why in the world does the cAPS LOCK KEY EXIST???
My Day
A typical day for me involves a lot of running around. I start my day by searching for food, preferably acorns, which I sometimes bury for later. After that, it's playtime with my friends, followed by a good rest in my cozy tree hole.
Contact Me
If you want to get in touch, just leave out some acorns in the park. I'll find them!
Or just use my talk page if you want.
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